"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman




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My songs are available through my website and on iTunes. Here, I perform "Ted Haggard..." at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley during a recent "Mark Pitta and Friends" comedy night.
  Uploaded: April 7, 2007 at 5:25 am
  Author: RoyZimmerman
  Length: 00:03:36
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Praxxus55712 (December 4, 2008 at 9:18 pm)
If you were truly concerned with proper procreative procedures Jethro, you would not be so inclined to mate with your siblings.....unless it's your aim to produce more two-headed, corncob pipe smoking creepshows such as yourself?Apparently that mullet of yours prohibits you from dredging up insults that aren't 30 years old and as lame as your prom pictures of you and an inflateable pig named Lerlene.
whatever7x7 (December 4, 2008 at 9:07 pm)
Praxxus55712, it would have been better if all of you dripped down your daddys leg. Thank You for placing all possibilities of you having any children up a mans ass.
Praxxus55712 (December 4, 2008 at 8:51 pm)
Instead of concerning your retarded self with the sex lives of others, you may want to focus your attention on your own sex life and your victims......I mean sister......I mean wife.........no, I mean hand.So Jethro, just how much duct tape does it take to hold your victims......I mean dates down? I guess it's cheaper than buying them flowers huh?
whatever7x7 (December 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm)
Praxxus55712, how old were you when you desided you liked sucking dick and taking it up the ass, I bet your parents are so proud of there faggot bitch-boy. You're a poster child for abortions. Hand your grandmother a coathanger, and ask for a retroactive abortion. GOD wouldn't mind:-)
Praxxus55712 (December 4, 2008 at 7:48 pm)
Your hillbilly deity does not concern me. The deity of an idiot such as you is not a deity that I have any fear of. Your version of hell is therefore as irrelevant as your hillbilly deity. If I'm ever in a "deliverance" state, and am at risk of being humped by one of your genetic train wreck relatives, I'll grab the nearest moonshine jug (that is your alter, isn't it?) and offer a prayer to the god of hillbillies that swishes around in it. :)
whatever7x7 (December 4, 2008 at 7:35 pm)
Praxxus55712, GOD has turned your over to a reprobate mind, better drink all the water you can in this life, cause it's pretty hot where you're headed. You'll love it there, it's full of faggots just like you.
Praxxus55712 (December 4, 2008 at 6:55 pm)
Trust me whatever7x7, if you were a dog, cat, goat or even a goldfish, you would have to take a remarkable step UP the genetic ladder. No doubt you're one inbred generation away from devolving into a toaster.And btw Jethro, what YOU "figure out" is irrelevant. The only thing that is relevant is the fact that you're just not a very bright person. Now go play a banjo or whatever genetic train wrecks such as you do for fun when you're not inbreeding or flaring your mullets at people like me.
whatever7x7 (December 4, 2008 at 5:56 pm)
Praxxus55712, damn I sure am glad I'm not a dog, cat or goat, on your farm, you probly practice beast-humping too. Ray I figured out why you live out on a farm you're probably lised as a sex predator there in Minnesota. Geeez, I hope you don't work around children.
Praxxus55712 (December 4, 2008 at 5:19 pm)
If a priest touching a person is what it takes to make them gay........then it also goes to reason by your retarded logic that YOU are retarded because you were touched by a "short bus".And incidentally Jethro, what your inbred idiotic deity thinks of me is about as important to me as what you think of me. And we both know that what YOU think of me is as important as what banjo song was playing when you were conceived at the local hillbilly howdown barn dance. :)
whatever7x7 (December 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm)
Praxxus55712, did you attend a Catholic school by chance, did a priest touch you, or was it a male faimly member? Geez dude, your the hillbilly here, living on a farm, growing veggies and fruit, slipping your winnie up andy's ass. You're a dispointment to GOD and the human race.
Praxxus55712 (December 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm)
Oh how adorably retarded. You think your insults bother me. :)You are confusing disdain for your stupidity with dislike for your insults. The insults of an inbred hillbilly like you do not bother me, but if I ever do end up caring what a retarded pottymouth thinks of me, I will most definitely look you up, ok Jethro? I'm sure you can be found wherever deepfried religious garbage and stupidity-on-a-stick are served. :)
whatever7x7 (December 4, 2008 at 4:51 am)
Praxxus55712, ah poor gay-wad, you don't like my gay bashing comments, wait till GOD get's a hold of you on Judgement Day. Go wash the man-poop of your cock and repent.

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